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Funny Romantic Story

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)
One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, 'My darling.' But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5.
At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited another 4 years without speaking.
Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, 'My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?'
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, 'Pardon?'

Joke about Marriage

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'
The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'
'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'

Man of Her Dreams

She was walking along the river holding an enormous bunch of red and golden leaves in her hand. It was autumn. The eighteenth autumn she met alone in this old park. The sky was so dark that she could feel the air trembling with fear for the approaching thunderstorm. She sat on the old shaky bench where not long ago she wrote some words - “Hi, I’m Helen”. Now she was not in the mood to inspect the surface of the bench. She was just sitting and tearing off the red and golden leaves and pushing them into the cold water. She felt the deepest loneliness inside her heart…

The first heavy drops began falling on the ground the wind grew colder and stronger…and she was the part of this tragedy. Suddenly her thin fingers felt some new scratches on the surface of the bench. She looked closer and saw a new word just under her own – “Hi”! Oh, she was so surprised…”Who could he be?”, – she thought (and she was sure that it was “he”). She was sitting in the rain getting wet and dreaming about this stranger who wrote her so little and gave her so much. Of course he was tall and handsome with blue eyes and dark hair, wearing a black overcoat and black jeans. Naturally he was the best man in the world – they loved each other, they never argued, they had the same interests… That was the man of her dreams, who wrote only one word and received the whole heart of the young lady in the cold autumn evening.

How to approach Russian women?

How to approach Russian women?
Russian women differ a lot from women of other nationalities. First of all they consider themselves to be self-confident, intelligent and caring. Sometimes it’s really a challenge to approach a Russian woman, but of course there exist some basic “rules” that can help you to get acquainted and start relations with them. Russian women pay a lot of attention to the appearance of a man – e.g. clothes, hair and mannerisms. So,
1) Be neat, smile and don’t use many gestures during conversation.
The next thing is conversation.
2) The best place initially is a restaurant. Russian women generally like to be treated equally with men and they can talk about politics, the economy, sport and many other serious topics. They are very well versed and they always have their own point of view. At all times they are ready to discuss topics for hours just to highlight their intelligence.
As with other women, Russians like compliments and attention.
3) However the volume of compliments should not be too large. A Russian woman is like a little girl – if she receives flowers from somebody or hears a compliment, she blushes because of natural shyness, although she knows that she is worthy of it. That’s why a small bunch of nice flowers will often do much more than other actions.
What about caring?
4) A Russian woman is a kind of woman who combines many people in one – she is a sister, a wife, a mother and a friend all at the same time. She likes to give pieces of advice – connecting with food, clothes, health and so on. Let her demonstrate this side of her nature, yet on the other hand, she wishes to be taken care of. If it’s cold, for instance, you should always offer your jacket. Chivalry is alive and well with Russian women and you should not forget this.
Russian women are very kind and they love pets – mainly cats.
5) It’s not important to buy her a cat though. You can tell her about your pet or ask what kind of animals she likes. The fact that a man likes animals will emphasize his kindness.
And the last but most important thing!
6) When the meeting comes to an end and you exchange your phone numbers, be aware that Russian woman will never be the first ones who will call.

Habits Women Hate

It’s worth remembering that no human being is perfect and every person has bad habits that they indulge in, that’s what makes us the diverse and wonderful set of people that we all are…
Imagine you have met a lovely girl. However, sooner or later she will definitely start making attempts to rebuild you according to her idea of a perfect man. In this case two scenarios are possible:
1) If you are deeply in love with her you have to find out which of your habits irritate her and try to get rid of them.
2) Another way is to stand your ground and to persuade her that you are a fantastic person with your own habits. Remember that when you want to correct a problem or smooth a situation in a relationship, you should get the facts straight so that you can present your case accurately.

Anyway, lets go back to the worst habits which drive women crazy. Do you remember where you left your socks yesterday before going to bed. Perhaps you put them under the chair or somewhere in a dark corner? The problem of dirty socks as well as that of unclosed packs of toothpaste in the bathroom is very common among men. These two problems are rated as the top men’s habits most hated by women.
Now let’s have a look at the following story. You are walking down the street together with your girlfriend and suddenly a beautiful girl passes by and you can’t help looking back at her. Women often cannot understand that it is men’s nature to admire beauty, so as a man you have to be very wary.
There are many more habits that may be either good or bad from a woman’s point of view. For instance, some women prefer their partners to smoke because they consider this habit adds masculinity. Conversely some women hate the habit and the scent of tobacco.
The same thing is true about alcohol. The majority of women hate their partners drinking but most also do not mind men who drink to moderation.
Each of your habits (from the way you dress to the way you speak or move) can be seen by a woman as bad. If you’re not careful these bad habits can indicate a lack of commitment on your part and a lacking of care from yourself in making her feel happy about the relationship. As such, they’re all on your woman’s most hated habits list!

Why some things are more important for women than for men?

Every person has a lot of habits and many of them appear in the early years of life. Some people like milk and others prefer water, some like ironed clothes and others hate them. We live with these habits and even don’t imagine that other people can’t stand the things which are common for us. This matter becomes a real problem when a couple gets married as different things which you are used to doing seem ridiculous to your partner.

If we ask women what things irritate them in their husbands most of all, we will hear relatively the same: dirty socks somewhere on the floor, dirty dishes in the living room, clothes spread over the flat and so on. It’s almost impossible to stop men doing things like that. But why is it so?

As a matter of fact men do not care much about the house chores, because it doesn’t seem important for them. When a man is at home after a hard working day, the only thing he wants is to watch TV, listen to music or read a newspaper. He is tired and he cannot think about such silly things as where he should put his socks. On the other hand women cannot close their eyes at such disorder in the house.

How can husbands change this situation? The first thing they should understand is that their wives are not their mothers or babysitters, but sometimes they have to take care of men as if they are children. The house for a woman is her castle and everything should be in order, that’s why she does her best to make it look tidy. Men have a nasty habit of spoiling this!

In regard to man’s nature he cannot force himself to make such matters important for himself but he can understand why they are important for a woman. If there is a desire to live in peace with your wife, the best way is to understand and to consider everything from her perspective at all times.